![]() He would win some, I would almost win others! He took the name Metro Man, defender of Metro City (pronounced 'met-traw-city'). Megamind: (voice-over.) Our battles quickly got more elaborate. (a gallery of newspaper articles appears, featuring Megamind and Metro Man's battles.) (sets off a chemical explosion in the schoolhouse.) I was destined to be a supervillain, and we were destined to be rivals! The die had been cast! And so began an enduring epic lifelong career…and I LOVED IT! Then it hit me if I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all! maybe it was! Being bad is the one thing I'm good at. He is rewarded with yet another gold star sticker.) Was this my destiny? Wait. As the dodgeballs fire, lightning from the spikes reflect the balls hitting a car, a man's head, and nearly hitting the teacher, but deflected by MM. A screw up! Black sheep! (dodgeballs are being pelted at Megamind.) Bad boy! (As a new round begins, Megamind buckles up a helmet with spikes on them. ![]() (MM picks a girl with a cast and crutches to be on his team.) The last one picked. No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out. Minion wakes up as the two share a smile.) Some days it felt like it was just me and Minion against the world. The latter sees the former belly-up as he taps of the sphere. (Megamind fires a ray at Minion turning him into a cube, and adds a drop of water on the cube to bring Minion back to life. (MM (Metro Man) plays a ukulele as the class sings "Itsy Bitsy Spider".) While they were learning Itzy Bitzy Spider, I learnt how to dehydrate inanimate objects and rehydrate them at will. Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner. Megamind: (voice-over.) That's when I learned a very hard lesson. (Megamind's object to produce popcorn for the school children explodes and Metro Man uses his powers to put the fire out.) Megamind uses his pacifier as a flashlight to add some more sketches to his invention while Minion watches.) ![]() Warden: Lights out! (The prison lights turn off. So I too would make this popped corn and win over those mindless drones. Megamind: (voice-over.) He bought their affections with showmanship, extravagant gifts of deliciousness. (Metro Man as a child uses his laser vision to heat up popcorn and all the school children cheer and clap.) He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies. It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Megamind: (voice-over.) After a few years and with some time off for good behavior, I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called ‘shool’. (Megamind as a child is being escorted out of prison and taken to School) His pacifier shoots a beam through the wall and is stopped by the warden. [Now riding a tricycle made out of Metro City license plates, baby Megamind rides down the hall with some of the inmates following him. My amazing intellect! A knack for building objects of mayhem. Megamind: (voice-over.) The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair! But I had something far, far greater. Lord Scott: Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling. (without looking he continues to read his paper.) (baby Metro Man flies around the ceiling.) Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand had life handed to him on a silver platter. Megamind: (voice-over.) A place that taught me the differences between right and wrong. (one of the prisoners is showing him picture cards of a policeman and a burglar.) Megamind: (voice-over.) Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home. (baby Megamind's ship opens and he sees the prisoners crowding around looking at him.) Lord Scott: (reading his paper.) Oh, yes, yes. ![]() (Megamind's ship lands in Metro City Prison.) Megamind: (voice-over.) Apparently not! Even fate has its favorites. (baby Metro Man’s ship appears in front and crash lands into the beautiful house.) Megamind: Could this be what I was destined for? A dream life filled with luxury? (baby Megamind's ship is heading towards a large beautiful house.) Turns out a kid from the Glaupunk Quadrant had the exact same idea. Megamind: I didn't quite hear that last part, but it sounded important. (The ship closes and starts to take off.) (He puts the binky into Megamind's mouth and then utters his last words to his son.) Megamind's Father: And here is your binky. Megamind's Mother: Here is your Minion, he will take care of you. How sad is that? Clearly it was time to move on. I was 8 days old and still living with my parents. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. How did it all come to this you ask? My end starts at the beginning. Megamind: (voiceover.) Here's my day so far went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good.
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